You Might Be Dutch If…

I got this in an email from family and thought it was very true:

YOU MIGHT BE DUTCH IF……

• You finish the food on your plate in a restaurant even though it is burnt or otherwise unfit for human consumption.
• You reused plastic margarine containers long before anyone had heard of the environmental movement.
• You have a two volume address book, Volume I: A-U Volume II: V-Z.
• You have never skipped church to watch the Super bowl.
• Your main contribution to gender equality was the switch from King to Wilhelmina brand peppermints.
• Your range of restaurants is restricted by the contents of a “Buy one meal, get one free” coupon book that you purchased to support missionaries in Sierra Leone.
• You wipe the last of the butter out of the container with your bun.
• Your mother’s hairdo is the same at your wedding as it was at hers.
• Your closet is divided into work clothes and Sunday clothes.
• Your church attendance record is not disrupted by childbirth.
• Your Sunday routine resembles: church, coffee, roast beef, jello salad, snooze, and church.
• You have a living room but never sit in it.
• All your cookies taste like almonds.
• You make the bed in your hotel room.
• The last tip you left at a restaurant! was: “Don’t wear so much makeup” and “A little quicker with the coffee