Unos dos tres catastrophe!!

If you haven’t heard anything about the U2 ticket presale catastrophe, this should explain it. “Limbo”, sung to the tune of “Vertigo.” From the atU2.com forums.

“LIMBO”

Unos dos tres catastrophe!!!!

‘Turn it up Sebastian’

Site goes down, it’s dark

There’s turmoil in your head

You can hear your heart

You feel a dread so much stronger than

you thought ,Your eyes are wide

And you sold your soul

It can be bought

But then you start to wonder……..

Hello, hello (f*ck that!)

I’m in a place called limbo (ticket*******!)

I can’t refresh the page as you already know

Can you please help me someone?

I can’t Fail, Fail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This site is full of holes

As the touts steal the tix

to sell for gold

They laugh as the

Boys play rock and roll

They know they can sell

And take our souls

I can’t stand this page

Would you rather take a cheque?

The girl fromticketbast*rd

Will have my hands round her neck

Listening to the ********

Listening to the ********

Ooooon Hold, Ooooooon Hold!

Hello hello (F*ck that)

I’m in a place called limbo (ticketbast*rd)

A pre-sale code that they say they do not know

Can you please help me someone?

I can’t fail!!!, Fail !!!!

site-failure

Oh yeah

Hours of fun…

*Sebastian Clayton vocal* :

none of this, none of this will be yours

none of this, none of this will be yours

none of this, none of this will be yours

Just give me 40 bucks for nothing in return….

Hello hello (f*ck that)

We’re in a place called Limbo (Ticketmaster!)

I can’t refresh the page as you already know

Can you please help me someone?

I can feel the life draining out of me, you f*ck ups are teaching me how…..

how to scream!!!

SCREAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM !!!!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

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